“Would you ever get a video game tattoo?”

I have a pair of chocobos on my hips. I’ve also had the idea of getting a tattoo dedicated to Super Mario RPG. Or at least Bowser in his clown car.

To give a horribly bastardized comparison, this is like going back to before World War 1 and mentioning how bolt action rifles have killed more people than machine guns. Sure, it’s a true statement but it doesn’t really take into account more than surface level details.

Mk5 GLI DSG owner here. I’m really not looking forward to that automatic shifter and while I can appreciate touchscreen (swapped the stock radio for a RCD-330+) I’m really not looking forward to a purely touch screen interface. I’m also not looking forward to the fully digital dash.

Cool. Now that blinkers are out of the way can we teach these nerds to turn their lights on in the rain?

Having lived in Seattle for a few years, and recently having moved to the greater Portland area it seems nerds in the PNW generally don’t understand this concept.

The trolls are out early today I see.

Easier: I don’t have an answer for you.

Scarier: Alternate idea. Self driving vehicles are governed like vehicles today can and are. While I can’t speak to modern trucking, I do know that 15/20 years ago it wasn’t unusual to have a semi limited to 65mph.

That’s....nice....I guess.

Charging licensing to use the hardware I already own?! Who does BMW think they are, Cisco?

Eh. At least it’s not a Razer.

Are you sure it’s not a Buick?

Time.

Laziness.

“The soapy water will run down my legs anyway”

Though you also have videos like this that are then contradicted by links in the comment sections.

Fuck, you’re on to us!

I guess I shouldn’t mention there’s an anthrax vaccine.

I think this is the first time I’ve heard of this (the not washing your legs) as a white thing. Typically I’ve heard it being a general man thing.

That said, memes and other shit like this is why I take the time to wash my legs.

“Phantom Lats”? I dig it.

We used to call it Invisible Lat Syndrome.

Wait. Hollywood Undead is still a thing?

From the headline I had a feeling this was Florida Man’s doing.

I try to be kind, courteous, respectful. I try to hold doors open for people. Two or more? I’ll try to go single file if I see someone coming. When by myself I try to keep tight to the right.

That said, if you move I’ll move. Want to be a dickhead? Walk four wide on the sidewalk? Come towards me on a bike when I’m…

I’ve been tempted to do this to my ‘07 GLI.

I like you.

For your grand daughter...

...right...