16. “DUUUUUDE, TAKE A SHOT WITH ME!!!”

I feel like this is one of those all around white-boy-drunk sayings.

I feel that’s a less likely situation than someone coming in and shooting/bombing/gassing/etc people gathered and waiting to go through security or waiting for their luggage and baggage claim.

If I’m planning on carrying out some sort of mass casualty attack at a fixed location (airport) why would I risk flying with…

Oh hey, the home county made the news.

I’ll have to keep this in mind in case I can ever actually get a Switch

Aaaaaaaaand it’s gone.

I really just want a Switch so I can get drunk and play Mario Kart. Is that so wrong?

Aaaaaaaaand it’s gone.

I really just want a Switch so I can get drunk and play Mario Kart. Is that so wrong?

Seeing this abomination has left me with one of two thoughts.

Either A: There is no god.

Or...

B: S/He has either long since abandoned us or is dead.

I’m glad to see from the comments that this story’s a circlejerk of butthurt about nothing.

Fuck her for doing the right thing though, I guess.

I thought people were already aware that Lena Dunham was a trash fire in human form.

I guess we’ve another reason to add to the list of reasons why.

I wouldn’t exactly call it a great way. Honestly I think the idea of a PD having a gaming Twitch channel is just comical and out of place. I will admit though it is definitely ingenious.

And fitting due to the fact that there are a number of tech and entertainment companies in the greater Seattle area to include…

I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

100% non-lethal you say?

Common sense and a quick goolging for confirmation of sources have me calling bullshit. If you spent five minutes looking around you’d find at least a few news stories and articles about this very subject. At the very least you’d find the Wikipedia article on taser safety issues with a list of…

I’m going to guess that you have never handled a firearm or, if so, have never been trained on how to use it against a person.


When shooting at a person you’re taught to neutralize the threat. Stereotypically you aim for one of three zones (basically center of the chest, the T formed by the eyes/nose/mouth, or pelvic…

So they’re taking the best part of FFXV and making it better?

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Yeah so....disregard my last. We can’t be friends.

In all seriousness though I completely agree. We as a people need to get back into the habit of compromise and get away from what continues to feel like team politics. We also need to separate moral rights and wrongs with legal rights and wrongs. That’s a separate rant…

There’s no need to apologize at all. If you don’t know something you don’t know something. That’s perfectly fine. And if you’re not a big gun person? That’s also cool. That said, I apologize in advance if the following comes off as condescending as that’s not how it’s meant to be.

When it comes to firearms all…

As someone that would consider themselves a moderate to right-leaning independent I’ll have to look into this. Especially seeing as I can agree with the listed talking points and would also like to avoid the bullshit about Islamo Obongo and things of that nature.

Plus, at the very least, it may spur some unrelated…

Question of curiosity: What are your thoughts on semi-automatic rifles?

You’re first paragraph has me curious about if you’re the familiar with the statistics of homicides committed with rifles versus pistols.

Also, are you aware that the production of automatic weapons for civilian ownership has been banned since 1986…

As what TheRoot and the general Gawkerverse would consider a gun nut or ammosexual, a large number of fellow gun owners I’ve known on a personal level or have seen discussing the subject on the internet think this same way. That being the whole “better to have one and not need it than need one and not have it”…

Sweet. More overly priced hardware that will break in six months.

Thanks, Razer!

Sweet. More overly priced hardware that will break in six months.

Thanks, Razer!