He's the sort who gives cocaine addiction a bad name.

The Penne is mightier than the Soros?

I like his use of cthulhu blue and alhazred crimson

If that's how you feel about it I'm not even gonna mention the raisins.

Fuck Billy Ocean? That's harsh, man.

(Don'tcha love it when a comment organically formats itself like that?)

Sweet-fucking Jesus - Our Lord and Savior getting nasty with a Cadbury creme egg

Did the blood clot cause his insane opinions, or vice-versa?