Tosh’s standup is light years ahead of Dane Cook. Cook had 30 funny minutes on Comedy Central and spun that into a movie career.

Unless this is the first in a series of posts about why you should root for every team in the playoffs... fuck off.

Similar to Sean Taylor.

I haven’t used any yahoo account for anything for at least 5 years; should I give a shit?

Never heard this one before. Such a hot take.

Based on the arbitrary endpoints, I’ve been in Generation X, Serpent Society, and am now a Snake Person. I like how random nobodies keep moving the goal posts to suite whatever agenda their selling.

You’d be surprised how much time you have when you get fired from your job. I wouldn’t be but you might be.

Sunrise warm take.

This is a decent number of Dodgers players. They can’t plunk them all... can they? I’m excited to see them try.

A couple days ago a GSW fan told me he knew what it was like to be a Browns fan because GSW lost in the Finals after being up 3-1 (the year after winning the Finals).

You literally just restated the article in slightly different words.

Thanks Perd.

Assistant to the Jedi

Of course it makes sense then that the Indians could only score 1 run yesterday when he pitched...

Except that Golden State still won the title the year before so until they choke for 40 straight years, no, you don’t know what it’s like to be a Cleveland fan.

“A country and civilization that can be sunken by opium is not a country that will stay strong forever.”

Not everything is black and white, good or bad. As with everything, moderation is key.

Molly = MDMA = Ecstasy

It sure does June Cleaver! Please do some research on MDMA before you spout old wive’s tales from the 70's and 80's.

Spice smokers usually have no other choice if they want to get high. Usually people who have to take lots of random drug tests (or as you said, the truly dumb).