Na, the truly critical things are kept in your pockets. Keys, wallet/passport and phone. Everything else you can replace. Everything in your PC should be backed up. The rest of it is not worth risking your life or (more importantly) everyone else to grab and carry a bag as you’re trying to exit a plane that’s on fire.

It’s the 6 year olds at the bottom shouting “AGAIN! AGAIN!” that really set her off…

If they knew the woman was upset, they probably shouldn’t have yelled “wheee” going down the slide

Heaven forbid you might need to actually enjoy the randomness factor of the game and not cheat it

Good job the Gamera episodes of MST3K are some of my favorite episodes. I am glad those guys are still around doing stuff like Cinematic Titanic .

Gamera Gamera! Saver of all children!

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Is his Fatality picking up a game and injecting politics into it? Because nothing is more barbaric and fatal to a Hardcore Gamer than that.

My best friend is a nurse and she tried to use how shitty her job is as an excuse not to tip. She thinks restaurant workers don't deserve it. I tried to explain that two wrongs don't make a right, and yes her job is hard but she also earns twice what waitresses earn. She just said they were lazy and didn't deserve any…

On the plus side, she posted a picture of herself with the article, so now everyone knows who to look out for!

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." -Raylan Givens, Justified

"Stud-free"? So I guess there's no Captain Kirk aboard.

I agree that the takes are crazy but I'm confused at how often people say, "they may have cheated, but they would have won anyway." Is that the way it works, now? You only have to follow the rules to the degree that you can plausibly say breaking them didn't affect the outcome?

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

If you look closely, that purple is really a green item waiting to troll you all over again.

Found a picture of the truck:

Your answer is exactly the problem I'm having. I asked an honest, sincere question. Your reaction was to insult me, while giving a thoughtful response. However, another person had a completely different answer and encouraged the question and gave an equally thoughtful response. Two different people, two highly…

Destiny, a video game in which players roam the solar system getting angry at Destiny,

But now it looks like the French landed there.