Look, asshole, I told you before we went to the party I was going to get shitfaced drunk, make a pass at the hostess in front of her husband, corner one of the black people so I could tell that killer Freddie Gray joke, drop a c-bomb on the first woman to reject my sloppy, hands advances (also the hostess - two birds…

I am really sick of the media only paying attention to this crowd size bs or rantings about illegal votes. This is all noise, a distraction to keep people from focusing what is really going on. This is all classic Trump. Here is a short list of other, more important, things that have happened this week (some of which…

Allow me a brief moment of soapboxing-

1) Solid argument about Democrats being babies. The “I know you are but what am I” strategy.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Until there’s a bit of a budget snafu and food funding is insufficient.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

“In lieu of a commemorative statue, the San Antonio Spurs are happy to announce that Tim will simply stand outside the arena at all times, stoically contemplating the horizon.”

Calling phantom menace one of the worst major release films ever made is hyperbolic nonsense. It’s not a great movie by any means but had some decent scenes and it’s by far the most watchable of the prequels and has a more coherent narrative than TFA despite some truly horrible acting.

Not “hot” so much as “supremely stupid,” in my opinion.

Is it even a hot take anymore to say that Gregg Popovich would make an infinitely better president than Donald Trump? Shit’s insane. I love this man. I say this as someone who rooted against the Spurs and their boring cold grip on championships for many years. The man just always Gets It.

“How are you?”

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.

He went to Harvard? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?

I would like to personally thank you for introducing me to the descriptive “shitgibbon”. I will now use it too frequently.

I thought the same thing (though not the euphamism, that’s gold). You want to argue that it’s costing the team? Hard to do, up by 14, 140 seconds to go, with only the 2m Warning and no Buffalo timeouts. And that’s be a valid line of attack.