No, I think it's trollish to write an article that relies on a litany of assumptions, speaking about an event that has yet to actually occur.

Kara Brown is the Jordan Sargent of Jezebel. Clickety click.

On the same day we're all reacting to a horrific video of domestic violence, Jezebel goes and posts this story with this headline, insulting the dignity of a disabled man who was assaulted by his apparent girlfriend and was very nearly run over. What makes this instance of domestic violence any less abhorrent than…

The First Editions are 320 hp all-wheel drive T6s in the US with an Onyx Black exterior, 8-spoke, 21-inch wheels, Amber nappa leather seats, a Charcoal leather dashboard and Linear Walnut inlays for $65,900.

The sign doesn't stay lit long.

"Wow, I can't believe I'm going to get a picture of the gorgeous and talented Anthony Mackie...thanks for letting me use your camera Miss."

As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…

I know I'm in the grays, but this really needs the Archie Beat Off cover:

Actually I think your banking analogy is on point. Today we also learned that Home Depot was hacked, but I haven't seen any suggestions that all those customers should have used cash because we all know big box retail servers are vulnerable to hacking. But where's the pleasure in shaming some dude who bought a toilet?

I can usually tell that when I have an alternator ordered and it comes in a glossy box with lots of Chinese writing, minimal English that reads "SUPER POWER PURE ENERGI!!" with a stock photo of an alternator photoshopped in front of a waterfall from a company whose name consists of two unrelated English and has a logo…

Protip: do not get your medical referrals from someone named Pebbelz Da Model.

That was my thought too. And then I figured "How about nope, just in case?" I'm glad I did.

If they're going to lock up everything the owner of a device might want to have access to, on the grounds that their users should just trust them (a nicer way of saying that they don't believe any of their customers would be able to refrain from fucking up their devices if they were given access to their inner…

A lot of devices will have you set up automatic backup at some point, and then people either don't realize that it backs up EVERYTHING, or they forget that they have it set that way. SO they delete stuff on their phone, but it doesn't necessarily get deleted in the cloud — but because it's no longer on their phone,…

Yeah, this is something that I've wondered as well... if they got these photos from iCloud then where on earth was Apple's security? and more importantly: Why is no-one questioning how these guys got through security and how safe anything else stored on the cloud is.

There have been heaps or articles either slut…

They have a cloud storage system (either photobucket, icloud, dropbox, onedrive) that automatically loads all pictures to the cloud. Even if they delete the copy on the phone its still on the cloud.

My dad noted a lot of his stuff automatically backs up on the cloud unless he specifically tells it not to. My way around it was just not installing any cloud abilities at all since I personally find the idea of a bunch of my data floating out there in the internet kinda iffy.

I believe the same way lots of stuff gets to the cloud: by accident or oversight. My partner is a programmer so nothing but my powerpoints and word docs go to the cloud for me (I think), but I don't think a lot of people know how the cloud works. It's just there and supposed to be good for us.