Well, Genghis Khan is a bit more distant in history. And are you trolling me? I used to live in the Republic of China. I can tell it from Thailand.

you guys, we don;t know the whole situation between him and the fire hydrant. let's wait for the facts to come in, ok?

A couple observations on subprime car loans from inside the car business:

Here's why sub-prime auto loans won't bubble. Cars aren't investment commodities. They depreciate, they are consumables and they are easy to liqudate because they are mobile.

Don't pay your auto loan? Well the bank can re-posses the car overnight and liquidate it via auction the very next day.

Don't pay your mortgage?…

it's a LOT easier to unload a car and take a few thousand dollar hit on it if you're underwater, than unload a several hundred thousand dollar home that you'd have to take a several tens of thousand dollar hit on (or more).

"And to the department heads out there, if your officers can't serve a warrant, take down a homemade meth operation, or control a rowdy group of 50 unarmed people with a stern voice, a Chevy Impala 9C1, a sidearm, a baton, and three of your similarly-equipped buddies, you don't need a goddamn LAV and tear gas; you…

Two things, I guess:

{Inserts gif of hot dogs being thrown at woman's face}

Great, now Amazon will have to sue Samsung for infringement...

This is Orlando! You go big, or you go back to Kissimee!

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.

Thank you for doing the impossible and actually finding a way to make me laugh about this.

Uh, clearly, its her own damn fault for actually consuming a Flatizza...

"That's Gary." Cracked me up for some reason.

Well. I mean sure, but if you post it on instagram you're not just trying to amuse your daughter.

The five guys near you clearly sucks then, I spend about 4 bucks on fries and walk out with enough to kill a man.

REAL TALK, EVERYONE:

This is awesome. It would have been even more awesome to see this listed as big as the Kardashian app story though.

Did she have a choice? "I really didn't want to fly around the world, but fuck my parents....named me....you know what just start the fucking engine."