Leslie Mann sucks.

Still sucks that a Malibu can outrun the car in your avatar. And by 'Malibu,' I mean 'N-Body 3100 OHV Malibu.'

Honestly, thank god the truck driver wasn't injured. That's all I have to say.

"in the same way I'm fascinated by the people I see on the street or the subway" —-> SHAAAAAADE

Its funny because Hyundai has a small but odd glut of these things languishing around wholesale auctions as program cars. All with miles in the double digits (i.e. 40 miles), all can be had for $10-13k under sticker.

I love Jon Stewart, but not so secretly preferred Oliver's hosting stint over the summer.

He's different.

Disney's customer service and training is legendary, especially for people with additional requirements (like disabilities or food allergies). If you go to another park, you can tell the employees that are former Disney people and the ones that aren't just by their manner.

I can feel some sympathy for her for wanting to wear pants, but she went with jeans. Red or not, male or female, you don't wear jeans to prom! A line must be drawn. Again, to clarify: pants are okay, jeans are not.

My computer monitor has bad resolution but the outfit appears inappropriate to me only by virtue of it not being the appropriate formal attire one expects at prom. It just appears too casual based on the entire ensemble irrespective of if it were a man or a woman wearing this.

"But for real tho wanna get some pipe"

Attention: women. The world doesn't owe you shit.

I am sorry that you had a mother who was not a good parent to you but I had a great mom who gave her all to her children. I can't even write this comment about her without tearing up. She died too young from pancreatic cancer. The commercial about the job description of mothers giving their all kind of describes my…

On the bright side since he's one of the poors at least we know he'll go to jail and not rehab or probation.

I was thinking they named him after the antichrist in the movie The Omen. Non traditionally spelled because the parents are morons.

My inner fascist wants to sterilise people like this "dad"... I'm sorry.

Not even gonna watch it - your first sentence covered it. My mom walked out when I was three, leaving my lovely dad to raise me by himself. My dad is salt-of-the-earth, and the most unselfish person I know. I am not one bit ashamed to say that I am a daddy's girl. I adore him, and cannot deal with the 'bumbling dad'…

I like how this portrays dads as good-hearted bumbling morons who are out of touch with their children, but gee whiz, you lovable dolt, you're dad and we love ya!

These ads are so shitty. I grew up with a stay-at-home dad. What was he, an intern or something? He did EVERYTHING.

That black-out is terrible. The pinched prow is terrible. Good job, Marchionne - you fucked up the Charger. Why would you want your big-boy sedan to look like the Dart, which is a) undesirable b) wears terrible colors and c) no one actually owns one.