I think we now know what happened to flight 370

Side note - want to fuck up a Subway line at lunch rush? Order a Flatizza. It takes the average artist about 7 minutes to make one of these oversized Lunchable pizzas.

What are the chances the guy who wrote this was a young brother who thought "Big Mama" was perfectly acceptable and, possibly, even complimentary?

I once had an experience with five bears of various sizes.

Actually, I think the guy attempting suicide was being more "self-centric" as the people taking the selfies. Just look at all the people that were impacted by his act to maybe jump off a bridge, which in doing so might hurt other people in the process. No one has been harmed by someone else taking a selfie.

Obviously, the weed was much better than she seemed to think if calling the cops seemed like a solid decision.

Tie-in Mirages with Safetouch Wireless, EBT/WIC, past due Sallie Mae loans and other things that show your lack of fiscal responsibility that resulted in the Mirage being the only option left for you now that Galants have left the planet.

I love that you defined the plane as a Super Constellation, that is one sexy airplane.

Holy shit, a god damn panther. Crack pipe all the way.
I do hope someone will buy and crash it. The sooner we can get rid of these miserable cars, the better it will be.

However they still wouldn't have embraced the gay activists of today. Usually homosexual relationsships were between a teenager of lowly status (often a opera singer/prostitute or a private secretary or something like that) and an elder person of high status. The relationsship usually ended when the young man wasn't…

I FUCKING LOVE PENGUINS!

I don't often see lane splitting like this. What I see is bikers weaving through traffic and between vehicles at 110 mph.

Ignoring this trial and only speaking on your comment about what justifies shooting an intruder, the fact that they are intruding justifies it. If someone breaks into my house I can promise you I'm going to shoot first and ask questions later.

You laugh now, but then Facebook will go ahead and buy it for dicktillion dollars. And then the brogrammers who brogrammed it will invest all of their money in axe body spray.

Better living through chemistry.

Mr. Lodge goes to prison for insider trading. Veronica is broke and Betty has become the hottest fashion designer in NYC. She begs Betty for a gown to wear to the Met ball in hopes of finding a rich husband. She runs into Moose who is a star rookie with the Knicks. They marry a week later. A month after, Moose breaks…

Every time I see about the K900/Equus I just keep thinking "a fool and his money are easily parted"

I always thought it was one of the biggest overstyled messes since the '62 Plymouths and Dodges. To the point where I wondered whether Virgil Exner was alive and well and living in Korea and high on PCP.

Do people really think that's good looking? It was somewhat interesting at first, but I've seen so many now it's just so bland and overwrought it makes me want to puke. I can't stand any of Hyundai's designs though.

A guy held the door open for me the other day and I immediately invited him over so that he could fuck my wife and make me a cuckold.