Infiniti G35 at Rutgers. Story checks out.

I usually hire a professional actor and hook them up with a tiny microphone and small speaker in their ear so I can communicate through them. The minute you personally walk into a dealership, you’ve already failed at buying a car.

That was just from last night’s fatal stabbing.

The all-new BMW 4-series, now with ActiveParkour™ technology. Dope-ass front flips are just the beginning.

People who annoy you?

“Discrimination in F1? No, we just don’t like kn*tters hanging round.” —Bernie

The looks are perfect. It’s the palate cleanser we need after the Civic Type R.

The damage looks supraficial.

Hope so...because fuck that Celica driver. Send him to a penal colony island....nevermind.

At least Dan Quayle could read.

“Touching this will make you the gay.”

He is automatically attracted to advanced spacecraft— just starts touching them, it’s like a magnet. Just touching. Doesn’t even wait. Grabs it by the Forward Bay Cover.

they could care less what you are saying to them.

But I later mentioned him in a negative light in a popular blog post.

...handled it like our new york kinja overlords would....

I would’ve started yelling and cheering one day, or any time i heard it, just for context so they can tell how easy it is to hear. nothing you cna do, but that probably wouldve been funny

Went from gear head garages to buttfucking next door. I like the cut off your jibe

The people most for Marxism have the least to contribute to capitalism.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Who cares? Isn’t there a local blog you can complain about local issues with? I don’t need a weekly New York report. New York as a city entirely sucks ass, that’s not news.