Who in their right mind would pay $9k for a 1970's ford truck!!!? My dad is buying a Toyota Tundra for $3k and I doubt the ford could be better than that.

Those pants are pretty Jersey already.

According to this,

You feel that way, until some jagoff imports a $500 chinese auto-appliance that T-bones you at an intersection because the brake fluid reservoir was made of an old ketchup bottle.

More vapid fearmongering about how stock are anonymous forces of ruin from someone who has zero understanding of how they actually work. Big shocker here. “anonymous commenting on the internet” indeed.

More like room temperature. Lukewarm at best.

At first I thought he was gonna understeer and Patrick it into the wall, but then the front got loose and he Orloved it.

First impression: Overall the car isn’t bad, those chrome wheel arches appear to be the worst part and are easily removed.
Second impression: Whoa, that hood is the worst part about this car. I wouldn’t want to drive around with it but it’d be funny to hang on a wall.
Third impression: Ugh, too much blue loom on the…

“the huge wheels every car designer seems genetically pre-disposed to add”

My concept self also has larger appendages than made it into production

Two deaths is a small price to pay for this dope-ass stance. I’ll be in the back seat with your mom. Sincerely, YouTube.

That sounds like the way a jail - or a prison - really should be operated. “We have an ‘Honor, Courage, Commitment’ theme in the brig, where we try to reinstill values [and] morals to individuals, whether they’re being returned to naval service, or whether they’re going out into [the] civilian community.”

Is that a dead mouse?!

Pretty much any system that isn’t “your” money in “your” account is some kind of Ponzi scheme. If it requires people to pay in after you for you to continue getting paid, it’s a basically a Ponzi scheme of a different color.

You know what that means...

Edit. Got it to work.

They should make their name more descriptive. Like FAG Balls

I draw 3D cities using column graphs, formatted to look like buildings, and 0 values in between the clusters to look like roads.

Just for you, Jason:

i am, however, surprised they sent cops instead of an ambulance - this guy was clearly having a stroke.

Even the Lincoln Tunnel is unsafe because of carjackers.