I’m thinking 70's Eldorado convertible. Plenty of those around for around $7k. Sure they guzzle gas, but if you’re only going 30 miles a week, who cares? Drive in style, and you can put all your beach gear in the trunk and still have room for two dead bodies.

Lovely pic, but... that’s not a pizza box under her feet, is it?

Downside? I guess some of us have more open minds than others...

“Only downside is CVT.”

“Kill Me!”

That’s a Hanukkah shrub you insensitive jerk!

Do you think the Democrats will ever realize that Susan Sarandon, Debra Messing, Matt McGorry, Lena Dunham, Ava Duvernay, and any number of other celebrities do not matter a single bit to people in Michigan, Wisconsin, or Pennsylvania?

is that the world’s largest circle jerk?

An elevator is not a vehicle. If you’re analogizing it to a train, considering the elevator box to be like the train and the shaft like the tracks, there is one important differentiation: the propulsion system for the elevator resides outside of the elevator box. In that respect, an elevator is much more similar to a…

Maserati of Troy is like Ritz Carlton of Haiti.

Can’t someone just walk through a parking lot or drive through a neighborhood and get plate numbers?

Foxbody had the most succinct response and spoke for all of us, but the dude who posted Smucker’s jelly made me laugh out loud.

Justification? i would say economic freedom

That’s because you are insufferable.

You’ll definitely need some blood pressure medication then. To pay for it, I recommend getting some cash at the ATM machine; just don’t forget your PIN number!

The next time you’re in NYC and you see someone carrying a bucket, box, whatever, ask him what’s in the bucket. I guarantee you the bucket will be full of “fuck you”.

Oh wow. Who is going to come up with the first joke on this one?

Wow. The guy driving that must have got his back wet.

Those hills are singing! Its almost like they are alive with the noise of their singing.

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