Ah yes, the GTP: a very cool car, completely destroyed by the type of people that typically drive them.

I would have culturally linked Pittsburgh with the rust belt more than Appalachia. I grew up halfway between Cleveland and Toledo, and I always felt relatively at home in Pittsburgh.

I work in finance, so the only kids that I can affect with my sarcasm are my own.

As I understand it, there is no such thing as mid-grade: it’s just premium and regular mixed at the pump.

thanks to how good anti-knock sensors do their job

Da fock ya mean I can’t bring my lawbstah onboahd? Ah you fockin retahdid? This is my fockin suppoaht animal!

It’s a simple process.

Scraped. Rubbed. Caressed.

A chance at $1,000 is not enough for me to willingly go to midtown.

Not to give away a great business idea for free, but I believe somebody could make a good living packaging up a modified harness and ecu mods to make 2 valve 5.4's play nice in 3 valve trucks without tripping the CEL.

What are odds of that thing showing up on CL in the next 4 weeks? 3:1?

Usually the hole comes AFTER it throws a rod.

Doesn’t stop the people of Appalachia.

what wretched excess

Tom, that’s pure Crack Pipe. I like the idea, but $18k for a vehicle that was $1800 a decade ago is silliness.

+ “I Dial 3-5-7" license plate

Be cautious driving such an expensive vehicle around french-speaking people: we know how they feel about conspicuous consumption.

If they are just teasing us, and the new Bronco ends up looking like an Escape, I’m going to be pissed. That concept is sexy, and I would buy the shit out of it.

I think Ducati should have a word with MV Agusta before getting married to this idea.

Worse, is she shitting on everything that the women of the LFL have accomplished? I mean, they get to wear pants this year! PANTS!