Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

As a Mormon, Steve is probably opposed to the arbitrary rule of a single, all-powerful megalomaniac.

Jesus Christ, she was being fucking nice. Her asshole friend assumed they were doing something wrong, when really they were just trying to go do something fun and couldn't afford it. She assumed that there was more to the story than them being "up to no good," went and asked - a novel concept, I know - and was right.…

We took over England in the Revolutionary War, dummy.

Good work by the Lake Taylor flag bearer.

Stop being so bitter about your shitty 9-5, no one cares.

Yeah, I fucked up.

Perhaps Favors was getting revenge for the previous play, when the referees gave James three free throws for a dubious foul on Favors.

No grade? What, do you expect me to read and interpret your words like a sentient human being? You fucking monster.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.

Liz Hurley? Bedazzled? High Heels? What a tremendous oversight...

It is very possible that nobody takes himself more seriously than J.J. Watt.

Fixed.

The "indisputable visual evidence" rule drives me insane. The whole reason you go to replay is that the call on the field was questionable, so why does it have any influence on the result of the review? Just look at the tape and make the best judgement call you can.

Well... When you play with 12 men and make a big deal about it, you're probably gonna get penalized... Jackasses

Make the calls....fine. But remove the automatic first downs with these 5 yard penalties. Refs are controlling the game too much. 3rd and 27? Throw long and hope for a holding call to extend the drive.

Anyone notice the classic, "Oh, I gotta re-tie my shoelaces." move? This isn't Drake's first airball.

I'm not the only one who was expecting a college kid instead of Malcolm McDowell, right?

If I were in the stands near where he was leaving the pitch I would have thrown the heaviest thing I could find at him. What a piece of trash that guy is.

That first person perspective camera on the referee is pretty fucking awesome.

I heard that Stevie Wonder doesn't watch hockey but that's also by choice.