No, that would be a stupid thing to say.

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I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

I come to Deadspin for informative and hilarious commentary and articles. I don't come to Deadspin to listen to some homer write an article with a bs title and whiny complaints. Bad calls went both ways. Oregon is not the #2 team in football.

If you look closely at the crowd, you can see a young Jamie Moyer soaking up the action.

Tempers are running high in there. Someone get Chappelle and John Mayer in there stat.

Good point. I just tear my bread, though. So medieval!

Good point. I just tear my bread, though. So medieval!

I'd be more than happy to get rid of divisions, but that genie ain't going back in the bottle. Especially with so much inter-league now.

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

And it's replies like this why I usually keep my fucking mouth shut:

Baskin Robbins has gotten weird.

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

He said "culpability". The NFL fucking hates that word.

Great argument - here's my counter: cheerleading the enablers also counts as enabling.

Twenty or so odd years counts as "promptly" nowadays. Other things that are "prompt":

"promptly referred"

Look, Penn State, we know you're awful. Okay? We know. You can let us focus on Rice and Goodell for a couple days. Don't be jealous. It doesn't mean we've moved you down a peg on the list of terrible people.

Ray Lewis, at best, witnessed a murder and knowingly destroyed evidence to that murder. Ben Roethlisberger has raped a few women. Ray Rice knocked his girlfriend out cold. Let's be clear: they are all pieces of shit as are the organizations that enable them. The fans that continued to cheer for and defend them despite…

Whats different is the Atlanta DA that cannot even prosecute anymore overreaching to bring down Lewis while the Atlantic City DA did not reach enough. I'd say the Ravens made the right decision by backing Lewis when everything was circumstantial, a decision that every other NFL team at that time would have made. The…

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