Oh yeah. We might have to talk to the union reps to figure this out.

Does this make me an Amateur critic of the amateur critics of porn?

I know right? Just because you are typing with one hand don't mean you should only use half your brain.

Sex! It's terrible, you might catch a disease, and probably see a butthole. Who needs that. Gross.

One time i did read porn comments. I was surprised by how hateful they were. Then i was confused as to why i thought they wouldn't be. So to finish people are awful.

Actually porn is one place where the pay gap is reversed generally speaking.

BSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Couldn't you just mention King Gizzard any time. Like hey, so King Gizzard and The lizard Wizard probably have a new album coming out in a few months. Then it works pretty much any time.

Thought i saw god. Laidin the dark and listened to it all the way through. In the moment of complete silence when it ended i think i felt god. I went to my friends place afterwards and they thought i was high. Apparently i looked fucked up. But yeah MMM is very good.

They don't call him the Italian Stallion for nothing. (winks uncontrollably)

It's crazy. Now speaking of technology. Are you aware that they now have pills to make your ding dong longer and more pleasing?

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I only get Dark Roast. Is that available?

Is it bad that'd i'd think about checking out Shouty Racist Coffee Sellers?

I don't Americans have overly changed that much. Used to be if you want your opinions to be heard they had to be published. So there was gateways to pass through. So someone would be there to shut you down if they disagreed or just didn't like you. And if people disagreed on a small scale you had to live with or near…

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"Don't infringe on my freedom of speech! That meany over there called me a bigot. How are they allowed to just talk to me like that?" People are the worst.

"I can't believe i fell at their establishment. I'm very sore and would like money"
"Judge, look what they were wearing!"
They are my normal and perfectly fine shoes.
"Those are ice blocks!"
No they're chill wave sandals.

I've been doing it all wrong then.

God i hate when people do that. Especially when its one of my friends and have to sit them down and explain the difference. They just get quite and awkward afterwards.