Pour some beard oil on me?

Maybe they were added for having the longest album name? Also worst album name

Thank god someone said it. I've wanted to say i think he was a pretty talented guy but was afraid i'd be bullied.

Innocence can't last in these fast times

I got an Iskra shirt for free from the band cuz we opened for them and i put up the posters for the show.

(hands shoot up, drops a penguin) I swear i was holding it for a friend! Its not mine, honest!

I'm actually seeing Sloan in October and am so excited. Also i know two different guys who wrote thesis' on Sloan.

Sum 41! Prozzak!

A shoe salesmen in the rainforest

At first i thought you said "It's like the turdfucken of sarcastic finger-quotes" This comment of mine serves no purpose.

[SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION] A band i'm in just released our first track if anyone wants to check it out https://gaydreams.bandcamp….

Its real juicy

Little Marco plays Pokemon Go. Sad.

Sad?!?!?!??!?!?!? Wait why are we shouting sad?

Mastercraft without getting sued.

His nourishment is the hate of everyone he comes into contact with. What do you think keeps him so shiny?

They're trying to sell ya Hot Pants, kid

I would only eat sauce pizza until i grew up and saw the light of cheese.

Probably not but whatever.

Isn't this one of the ones he planned before passing? I know he planned a few things so his family wouldn't have to worry for the rest of their lives.