Just think, when you beat it you can assume Lemmy's throne.

Do you have a torso snake to clean up any old neck mice?

Fuck it. (Closes eyes and puckers lips)

Hey it's digital now. Thanks Canadian obummer!

Also if the pigs helped us defeat the Nazi's would we have still ate them afterwards? It would certainly have been in the pigs best interest to stop the Nazi's.

I wish i could say the same

We should impeach the atheistic muslim fucker (shoots off semi automatic weapons into the sky while watching a stripper and eating ham)

I can assure you that i won't be kissing any one that's been rude to waitstaff at midnight. I'll be alone…and probably asleep. (Walks away in the rain with shoulders slumped humming a Hank Williams song)

The alcohol is a lie

Now I'm just thinking of police brutality and am really sad. God dammit.

Hahahahaha fuck that's a great presidential goal. "With me as president i can guarantee that'll be handing out ass whoppings"

Hmmm i don't know. This water is pretty muddy. If your weird neighbour Bill tried to eat you but failed could you then try to eat him?

This is also what Bill Cosby says before sex. (Hangs head in shame and feels bad about the joke)

Now this is just repeating in my head like an awful awful song.

Can't stop! Won't stop! Show me the money!

It's ok. Your Stride mother still loves you Kang

It would be so weird if in the future everyone had memory chips in their brains that save their memories and if it could be retrieved after death. It would solve murders possibly but also could lead to some embarrassing discoveries. "Lets check Grams memory card to see if she was happy in her last hours, wh wh what is…

Wookie meat is only gonna go in adult mouths. Ewoks are fun size.

I find it weird how the victim seems almost like an afterthought to everyone.

But they're like people. Little fuzzy people. Is there Wookie Jerky?