NPR is getting really aggressive about donations lately jeesh

What do Ewoks taste like? Would they be good in poutine? Now we are getting to the real questions

I kinda wanna see disco Ewoks

Thank you (takes a bow)(runs into the night to get his studded dick punching gloves)

Oh it would be public. I just don't want others brought down by this plan.

That can be arranged (looks around to make sure no ones watching)

written by a frisky Kafka

to the soundtrack of harsh noise

Fuck it. Lets just burn everything down and start over.

That would make a great band and or book name. The least-accomplished tyrant.

People tend to think the president can do whatever he wants.

Yeah it's probably my favourite argument i've heard about

One my friends actually got in a fight with a guy once cuz the guy asked for a blow job and they responded with "Sure i've got nothing better to do." and he was like "what the fuck do you mean you got nothing better to do" and they fight continues from there.

This made me think of the song "Stars and Stripes of Corruption" by The Dead Kennedys. Thanks

I have spent my day scrolling up and down on this comment section and reading every new post as it came. I don't know why. I should learn how to live my life better at least i'm at work.

Wait so I'm already a success?

(Folds hands on desk) Lets be honest kiddo. In the real world there's not that many places to go that isn't filled with old men or there rich offspring. But it's funny that you thought you could.

Hmmm(nodding in approval). Your going places kid. Have you thought of a job in Tourism or marketing?

Well, why would anyone wanna go to Colorado? Sell me on it.

I'm just confused by any form of purist. Like don't you get fucking bored. I want all kinds of chocolate in my peanut butter and sometimes i want gummy bears. Variety is key.