Everyone loves the log! You’re gonna love it long! Come on and get your log! Log, log, log!

To me she looks almost exactly like Rachel Leigh Cook when she was just a tad younger (the first movie I ever saw her in was Tom & Huck with Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Brad Renfro).

It’s like he emerged as a real life Cliff Huxtable just in time for the false Cliff Huxtable’s fall from grace.

The proper euphemism is Forget-Me Pill.

I’m sorry, but you can’t pay a millenial anything decent, because they’ll just spend it on artisinal mayonnaise, vinyl copies of 90s albums, rainbow flag bandannas, and marihuana cigarettes.

I had a sexual assault incident when I was a teenager. I was on vacation with my family in Florida. I walked on a beach at night eating a candy bar. I was 15 looking for a party I was invited to earlier that day while sitting on the beach. No one was on the beach except a man was sitting at the edge of the water. He…

Funny how her religious beliefs have been trumped by her greed.