I’m reasonably certain he also owns a hotel

See, I didn’t write this stuff wasn’t funny. It usually is.

1. Take something obviously eccentric

CTE is real, folks.

The greatest silent take in comedy history.

Yep, I was a starred commenter on jez, gawker and gizmodo and then they switched out for kinja and I went back to the. greys for years, and then pulled out of the greys only on gawker 6 months ago...which was great until last week. 🤔

Yes. Been tired of zombies since the first movie came out.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

Bears sure are dumb, swimming and going over a natural waterslide, not having Donald Trump as a candidate for Bear President. Now humans, we’re smart, with our conspicuous consumption and Real Housewives.

Please for the love of god... please un-grey me before the end...

That whale one had me rolling

I’m a little surprised to be feeling so much “Nope” over this.

i sure hope everything is ok with that woman’s vagina.

Total rip off of Manaquin 2.

The music.

Mr Eastwood can’t follow his own advice: A man’s gotta know his limitations.

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

Good lord. That net was barely big enough. He was about 30ft from disaster.

how could this have been written without mentioning Tim’s Vermeer?

Chalk it up to the fact that porn has gone mainstream and porn viewers who want their actresses to look like pre-pubescent barbie dolls.