Its a rather fancy pants castle for such a manly man, I always imagined the Tarly castle to be more traditional with moats and towers and shit

They can’t talk or read either.

I am 100% here for Tormund and Brienne. They are the perfect pair! A strong man who can kick ass on his own that isn’t threatened by an equally strong woman? Yassssssss. I really hope we get more of this before everything goes to shit.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

The books are fine! If you like D&D they’re enjoyable enough, but I don’t know if they’re blockbuster film material. They’re not terribly unique as far as Fantasy stories go, and D&D’s fairly generic fantasy setting. Mind you, the vast majority of D&D’s ‘world’—Forgotten Realms included—is essentially a collection of…

I dunno how true this is for anyone else, but one of the problems with the idea of a D&D film, for me, is that D&D is inherently silly.

It’s a universe where things just happen. Where one of the major monsters is a floating tentacled eyeball that is convinced itself of its own superiority because the creators saw the…

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

That is a top notch meme. But would you consider it a Trump meme or a Hillary meme?

Yeah, exactly on to the next misinforming story that will be consumed by social media. People like feel good shit so much that the media generates this stuff intentionally, all while knowing it’s inaccurate.

Boom, headshot. Next story.

Only tangentially related, but am I the only one who's noticed that the attitudes of Trump supporters and Paterno defenders are frighteningly similar?

I don’t know why the wingsuit idea didn’t come up earlier. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the initial video. Also:

It was absolutely my pleasure. Thanks for reading!!!!!

Your reviews on Game of Thrones and Person of Interest are the best on the web (by far) but I seriously watched (wasted?) 20 hours of Under the Dome solely so I could read your meta review in context.

Thank you for io9; it was my favorite website for pretty much the entire time it has existed. You and Annalee made something beautiful. I miss it, and miss you both already.

You will be missed. Thanks for making a great website.

to be fair the bill includes water.

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