Jacksonville then trolled Ryan by stuffing a foot up Buffalo’s ass.

Doug Marrone reportedly wanted to send his captains out barefoot but that would have been a very expensive violation of the NFL’s uniform code.

Then he took it a step further and lost to the Jags, tricking Marrone into thinking he made the right choice.

To all of you saying passing on the DY is automatically Bad - stop. Just stop.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to…

Adam Thefter

“Sadly, the Shuttle Program would turn out to be more of a very expensive anchor that would keep mankind stuck in orbit for decades than a economical space plane that could facilitate exploration beyond earth’s orbit.” Incorrect. You need to research the unclassified Shuttle program accomplishments. No need to even up…

Promo Code: FUCKED

Sure, as long as you can explain to me how a “brokerage fee” differs from a “vig.”

Call it gambling, legalize gambling, and regulate it.

If you have an hour to kill, Mr. Plinkett will tell you why people hate this movie.

My favorite part is when he compares how many people Indiana Jones directly kills in each movie. The number for Crystal Skull may surprise you.

I think you should get a job at Carmax for the next bit.

You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

I know right? If Baseball was a team sport instead of an individual sport, I could understand him not winning a championship or even a playoff series, since obviously he would only be one player on a team of dozens that would each have to perform well in order to be successful. But since Ichiro is the sole reason as…

That take was so strong, it could bench 450 and squat 750.

This is a top-tier white guy response to a racism joke.

“Smithers? Begin the thawing of Davey Johnson.”

Zionth.

I’m pretty sure Gigli was already released. And no one watched it.