I was a bit unimpressed. It was so much more linear and predictable than BGII.

I agree a long, well lived life should be celebrated. It’s still sad because life is always better than the alternative. That one is from my dad.

Absolutely saddened to learn that Yogi Berra has passed away. A World War II vet, present on the beaches of Normandy. And a Yankee. Anyone who knows me, knows I am an unabashed Yankee hater. But that dude transcended my opinion. What a personality, what a ball player, what a legend. RIP Yogi.

I don’t think Bradford was Kelly’s guy. I think Bradford was a chip to get Marcus Mariota, who obviously is Kelly’s guy. I think Kelly’s plan was just to acquire a lot of those chips to hand off to whoever was getting Mariota. When that failed, he basically had to turn that into something workable.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

That shit is interferring with my enjoyment of 500 days of Kristin.

I don’t think it can be pointed out often enough the degree to which the NFL, in actuality, does not give a shit about the military but uses the partnership for 1) profit and 2) so that all the military nomenclature that is shit out the mouths of the Bucks and Nantzes of the world of a thin veneer of support from the…

Pauline Kael is awesome. I loved what she said about Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes;

Charlie Batch

I’ve always been slightly annoyed that these movies spend so much time explaining (excusing?) the behavior and choices of the protagonists and almost no time elaborating on the complexities of antagonists.

We all tend to be the heroes of our own stories.

I’ll admit that when I got to the part about them having a nanny and a house cleaner, in addition to working from home, I may have strained my eyeballs due to over rolling.

“parenting is a two person job”

Jeez, this poor poor hipster doofus got run through the ringer just for seeing a movie? You can bet your bottom dollar he’ll be muuuuuuuch sneakier about his Me Time in the future.

Just another manic Munn day.

Working.

Where’s the “Doesn’t matter; had sex” option for preferences on partners’ pubes?

From the website that brings you “kinja deals”

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

I prefer double-secret menus.