Artie Lange once ran a 100 yard dash in an 80 yard gym.

What’s old is new again.

I hate it when a company threatens to do X if I do Y, and I agree to it. And then I do Y and the company does X. The worst.

Cmon let’s be real this damage occurred when they were using a sedan to push the surely broken disco into that spot.

This gen Camry. Probably with an Uber decal on the rear window. Good luck with that!

Same. I’ve seen some filthy-ass minivans, but ours was never like that. Parents wouldn’t allow us to throw Cheerios and shit all over... not that we would, because my parents didn’t raise us to be little cocksuckers.

That’s the entire point: Sharon Tate was a happy human being bearing a child with a bright future ahead of her, and then four assholes mutilated her and made her into a historical footnote about maniacal horror in suburban America. It’s actually pretty rare for a Hollywood film to memorialize someone who has famously…

Hot Take: I like Tool quite a bit, but I love Pucifer..

The car folds in half for easier transportation to the salvage yard. It’s a FEATURE.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

“its not easy being a fan of the worlds most hated band”

He posts some data, fragile readers read the data and assume they can read his mind (“he’s saying gun violence is insignificant!”) then scream for an apology. He writes for thoughtful, intelligent people, not the hysterical, triggered mob.

I’d been so pumped for the game and I expected play through it in just one or two sittings. Instead I found myself in the same boat as you and many others where fear required frequent breaks. Hell was the worst. I couldn’t see anything. The monitor I had was really dark even at the highest brightness level and I could…

I’m trying to counter the pervasive idea that cruise is inherently dangerous in the rain, and somehow keeps going when you lose control, which just isn’t true. Most moderate rain it’s likely fine, and if you do get in trouble, cruise will kick off. These posts all rely on the idea that cruise control in the wet will…

It’s cheaper and no stupider than craft beers and it lets you get a buzz on. What’s to understand.

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

And, with BMW eliminating dispsticks in favor of electronic level sensors in the late 2000s, the Germans have been able to turn around and play the same trick on many unsuspecting owners!

White noise is different than active suppression of external noise. Active noise suppression would remove white noise as well as the various hums of an office setting, allowing you to hear all the other workers perfectly.

Great article, great reveal. I like it. I stayed up too late. This old boomer is going to bed.

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.