You call him contrarian when you responded for the sole purpose of shitting on his choice to play the game. You’re such a fucking hypocrite.

Or I enjoy what I want and give zero fucks on if others do too?  🤷🏼‍♀️

I brought up that I don’t have a Switch because I’m doing the thing you claim I’m not doing... catch up.

1993 called. They want their terrible retorts back.

MGS1 is definitely limited by the age factor, but I think more important is the fact that A) they already remade MGS1 (Twin Snakes) and B) people hated that remake.

Source? I would think OG MGS1 would be “the” entry everyone knows but might be a generation/age thing.

I think it’s more of a tech demo for the Unreal engine than a trailer for the game.

It’s always been pretty political.

He told it like he was a Civil War veteran talking about being at Gettysburg.

Showing any political preference is completely stupid if you’re trying to sell a consumer product. There was a time I would’ve bought a Tesla, but now it feels like a car version of the red MAGA hat. 

I might be able to muster up some empathy if all his problems weren’t knowingly and willingly self inflicted.

I mean the switch didn't...

The cynic in me immediately asked, “Ease for *whom* exactly?”

you need to go touch grass.

Xbox has been around for almost 22 years now. During that time, Sony and Nintendo have introduced an absurd amount of new characters that have as much clout as the original Nintendo characters. Arguably, some newer even eclipse some of the lesser OG ones. Xbox and its defenders can’t keep pulling the “awww, I’m just a…

Listen, if anyone can be trusted to deliver a script about media pandering, it’s South Park, the ancient franchise that’s been pandering nonstop to mediocre edgy white dudebros for a quarter century.

Imagine being so fucking bad at your job and still making more money than any one of us will ever see in our lives.

Embracer.

Not going to lie, I came into the post thinking “it’s not that bad”, because the thumbnail looked like an actual improvement was made from the original. Having seen some of the rest... ouch... that’s pretty bad.

Do you... genuinely not know what the helm of a boat looks like?