It’s always been pretty political.

He told it like he was a Civil War veteran talking about being at Gettysburg.

Showing any political preference is completely stupid if you’re trying to sell a consumer product. There was a time I would’ve bought a Tesla, but now it feels like a car version of the red MAGA hat. 

I might be able to muster up some empathy if all his problems weren’t knowingly and willingly self inflicted.

I mean the switch didn't...

The cynic in me immediately asked, “Ease for *whom* exactly?”

you need to go touch grass.

Xbox has been around for almost 22 years now. During that time, Sony and Nintendo have introduced an absurd amount of new characters that have as much clout as the original Nintendo characters. Arguably, some newer even eclipse some of the lesser OG ones. Xbox and its defenders can’t keep pulling the “awww, I’m just a…

Listen, if anyone can be trusted to deliver a script about media pandering, it’s South Park, the ancient franchise that’s been pandering nonstop to mediocre edgy white dudebros for a quarter century.

Imagine being so fucking bad at your job and still making more money than any one of us will ever see in our lives.

Embracer.

Not going to lie, I came into the post thinking “it’s not that bad”, because the thumbnail looked like an actual improvement was made from the original. Having seen some of the rest... ouch... that’s pretty bad.

It is a non-story if you’re not a person who speaks said language or who’s culture is being used. I’ve had white people mispronounce my name and other things from my language Shiva being called “SHEE-VA” for example.

Do you... genuinely not know what the helm of a boat looks like?

“Unfortunately I’m not allowed to do anything about that”

Hell the league survived the content draught!

“ This is not an appropriate outlet to express your distaste for Elon Musk’s political views”

Yes it absolutely is.  Funny how freedom of speech never seems to cover criticisms of dip-ship billionaires.  

“Woke mind virus” is real...but it effects the people that accuse everyone else of having it, turning their brains to mush as they scream “woke” at everything that moves. Same with “Trump Derangement Syndrome”, the only people that have it are the people that can’t shut up about it. i.e. Musk is suffering from both.

Also, I bet this dick’s family’s boerewors recipe tastes like shit.

You’re right, but imagine if Fortnite had millions of users ready and willing to pay $70 a year on top of the microtransactions and that’s what you have here. They get the best of both worlds.