“If it’s a choice between Murphy and even a remote shot at keeping Cespedes, they’d rather have Cespedes.”

It’s hilarious to me how serious and grave everyone was about CC Sabathia saying he has an alcohol problem, but then when a team wins a championship everyone sprays booze everywhere and advertises to kids that THE WAY A REAL PRO CELEBRATES IS WITH A SHITLOAD OF BOOZE! (preferably Bud) and that’s totally fine.