So, what you are saying is that your son killed Ed Asner! If your son asks to see Raiders of the Lost Ark, for example, don’t do it!

Jumpin’ jack flash, man.  I’m going to blast about an hour of Merzbow to smash that out of my brain.

It was the scene when Ego’s flower-bomb-thingy went off that was planted behind the Dairy Queen.  They were in the car that was about to get hit by it just as it stopped doing whatever it was doing. (I don’t remember Guardians 2 that well.)

Sarah Jessica Parker

“That’s not what I remember”

I grew up in Columbus, OH, and even the southern parts of town were...just a bit redneck. I finally figured out in the mid-90's (college years) that if you stayed inside I-270 you were gonna be ok for the most part. Stray outside? Roll the dice on the people you’re gonna be dealing with.

He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17...

I’ve seen things you Zoomers wouldn’t believe. Buttholes surfed off the shoulder of Lallapalooza. I watched Winona’s big brown beaver glitter in the dark near the Oz fest Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like a detachable penis in rain. Time to die.

I’d just like to say for the hundredth time that Walton Goggins is a national treasure.

That’s funny to hear cuz I’m sure many people assume that person’s stage presence must be the same in real life. Then you find out they like to golf. Lol.

Alice Cooper is a devout Catholic who tricked us all. A true artist. 

Yup. Cooper was interviewed on UK Top Gear years back and he’s just like, a guy from middle America. The dichotomy is amazing to see.

Well then! I have just the song for you!

In Die Hard 2 though John McLane does use an icicle to kill a guy, but of course he stabs him through the eye which the post established as possible.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I saw The Stuff back in 1985 and it was a great movie! Nothing wrong with it at all!

Nugent already has no taste so what else is new.

Freeze you, you fairy godmother!

He was a saint!!!

This, the twitch channels have more variety and less annoying commercials than the Pluto TV channel. 

Harmful ideas: religion.