The NC-17 cut is the exact same movie except for a three minute silent scene where we just see Misses Doubtfire’s cock.  No jokes. No dialog.  Just three minutes of Robin Williams hairy as fuck cock.  It’s in 4:3 aspect ratio to capture the directors artistic intention 

When he wants to cum?

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor.

“The nightmare.”
“The nerve.”

“An axe, that takes me back”

Yup, the Addams were totally on-board with her reasoning.
“Mal-i-bu Barbie.”

Debbie is borderline tragic because she was just a little too greedy. If she could have just gotten over herself a little bit she’d have realized she had found the absolutely perfect family for her.

There is a disgusting pile of dog crap on the sidewalk on the way home from the grocery store—every week we pass it and I go oh, right, gross, that pile of dog crap.

It’s Enrico Palazzo!

I saw the ad for that was like, “Nope.  Way too creepy.”  Clearly the SNL writers felt the same way.

I guess if anyone would know, it’d be you

Hell I was like 7 and watched it with my dad.

What the actual fuck does Rhea Seehorn have to do to finally get some goddamn accolades. Or at LEAST a nomination.

Easy solution, get a USB C adapter(same ones used for Samsung Galaxy phones)charger and charge the switch whilst playing it, just plugged into the wall. I got my kids a Switch for Christmas and found that my phone charger works for charging it.

Wait the white trash “country” guy is a racist? STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!!!!

new spoiler: my pet duck with the bad foot, is also named Keyser Soze, but my wife “Hates it” because it reminds her of Kevin Spacey. I keep explaining that there’s no relation but his repeated allegations of duckual assaults’ on his brothers (Avon, Stringer, Avett, Not Avett and Squeaky- hey, the kid got to name one…

Spoiler Alert:

As a Milwaukeean, I heard this scene quoted to me, in whole or in part, at least once a week while I was living on the east coast.

“...Actually, it’s pronounced “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land.” 

Actually, it’s pronounced Mil-ee-yuh-wah-kay, which is Algonquin for “the good land”.