I did not know that.

Amateur, I got my knocked wife up with twins on our first try.

Pro tip- If a female suggests going to a strip club, do it. They are more likely to spend the most money on just about every everything for anyone. You know, to prove they are cool chicks.

Hmmm tell me more about this "Rocket Surgery".

Also he was pretty young in Raising Arizona. I think maybe just because you were so much younger he seemed so much older.

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[OVER EXAGGERATED BOOGER BELCH]

Hey, it worked for Trump!

Apparently you've never seen Revenge of the Nerds.

Well, that's a shame.

Jill, you're here too.

Excuse me Russell, but I believe I requested the hand job.

"Ouchtown bro! Population-YOU!"

OSU has dominated Michigan the last 17 years, so by your definition it isn't a rivalry anymore. And to think the rivalry was between the franchises and not the cities is just asinine. It doesn't matter what the record is, a rivalry is a rivalry.

Good argument-"Nope". Sorry, but you're wrong. You do realize a team can have more than one rival, right? By your logic Pittsburgh relocated sometime in the 80's when the Browns were dominating them.

Why would DC think there is rivalry between the Browns and Steelers? Side note- just because it's lopsided in recent years doesn't mean the rivalry doesn't exist- See Ohio State/Michigan.

Hopefully the theater ushers will show you to the Infinity Door.

Because no one could the interview question right, "What are the seven contradictions of Zeripa, watcher of the equator? Almost everyone thought it had something to do with the metric system.

Uhh, aren't those called Bobbleheads?

I don't get any of these puns, but I guess that's My Struggle.