Stuffing is like mac and cheese. Homemade, fancy, or “authentic” versions are great! But the stuff from the box is a different type of food, thats good for its own reasons. Same goes for gringo tacos at Taco Bell or wherever vs street tacos.

I’d have a little sympathy for the guy if he wasn’t stupid. Geez, write that shit down and keep it somewhere safe. Your password isn’t safe if your “cleaning service” finds it and throws it away. Geez.

The polite thing drives me bonkers. Not only does it cause slow downs but it causes accidents. If you have the right away, you go. If you have a sign (or lack of sign) telling you to do something, do it. There’s an entrance at a shopping center near me where it’s a 3 way intersection. Cars coming off a major strip…

We could change it to Seinfeld’s version. It might give the receiver a boost to their self-esteem or lead to more sexual harassment claims.

Really, it’s come to this?

How to Teach Your Cat Tricks:

Sit outside my front door? I’d love to!

Be that as it may, Alex... Mean Joe Green, Marcus Allen nor any of the Colorado Rockies have ever been in my kitchen.

Speaking strictly as a guy who does computer security for a living, this is horrible advice. Your phone is much more likely to be physically stolen than to be exploited in this manner.

Well meaning, but short sighted advice?

I never understood this either. So many of my co-workers get back from vacation, talking about how anxious they were to get back into the office and have something to do. Is your life truly that dull that you need a 9-5 grind to keep you from getting bored? I’ve never been bored a day in my life. There’s just not…

Who are these people getting bored? What rich person said money doesn’t buy you happiness? I would love to never work again and I like my job. There aren’t enough hours in the day for me, I am like Leonardo di vicini stay up late at night, only sleeping 4 hours a day but instead of inventing stuff I am playing games…

It’s soda, you jerks. (get it? old school reference)

This one is better...

Am I the only one who read the headline and imagined people having to whack themselves in the face with their phones, or being made to rub their phones all over their faces?

Plagiarism: When grammar suddenly improves, albeit briefly, in a sea of crappy writing.

I agree with a lot of the article, but edit your photos with the purpose of them being reminders of your trip for you to enjoy. Don’t spend too much time on photos to share on social media. They are going to get about 5 seconds of someone’s attention while they are scrolling through their feeds and hitting ‘like’.

That was my first computer and I remember at age 5, putting simple lines of code in with my dad. I still have that computer, I refuse to get rid of it. :)

Somewhere in my mom’s attic, there’s a pile of 1983-issue computer magazines full of programs you could type into a TI-99/4A, reminders of a time when a slightly baffled woman spent too much money on such things for her six-year-old son.

Kids can and will pick up anything you put in front of them.