Because you have to chew through that plastic with pods. Whereas the liquid stuff comes with its own cup for straight-up shots of detergent! (Or, you can just skip the cup and drink straight from the container)

Wow! That’s quite a while. I haven’t maintained my for nearly that long. But, for the short time of a few years, it seems to have worked really well.

Likewise. My budget is in the same spreadsheet, so not only am I reconciling, I’m also verifying I’m staying on track with my budget.

The linked Atlantic article is much better than the blog post. I think the headline, and post to some extent, don’t do the Atlantic article justice.

No touch. No talk. No eye contact.

Cats are crafty though:

The solution is to compose better texts. The proper replies are: “Trapped under a fallen bookcase” and “ Bleeding out” would be much funnier text replies. If she doesn’t find them funny, then it’s pretty obvious grounds for divorce. (Although, she might be the one to initiate it, so you might not even have to worry…

Plus, he doesn’t drink...wine.

All parenting advice should be taken from the wisdom that Calvin and Hobbes has bestowed upon us.

I’m not sure you’re qualified to make such a decision...You’re just a grunt. No offense.

Or this:

Lifehacker has published a book: (Back in the day when the site was typically about the subject)
https://www.amazon.com/Lifehacker-Working-Smarter-Faster-Better/dp/1118018370

Weird Al’s “Christmas at Ground Zero” is the only good Christmas song.

Plus, John McClain, like Ralfie, gets a gun as a present! “Ho, Ho, Ho! Now I have a (sub)machine gun.”

If only it were that simple: You always have to go back to Lowe’s at least twice and Home Depot a least once as one store will never have the part you’re looking for and the other *might* have it instead! (And possibly Menards in utter desperation if the first two don’t have it! Finally, a last ditch attempt to find…

I saw a bad mime performance once. I thought about complaining, but I didn’t want to say anything.

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The lamp and the paddle game and that’s all I need... And this remote control.