*Butterbrot

Is a simple buttered cold sandwich not a thing in the USA? In Germany and Austria Butterbto (buttered bread) is literally the default term for any cold sandwich.

Sauerbraten sounds so wrong but tastes so right.

Societa Sportiva. It’s also where the SSC in SSC Napoli comes from.
But yhea, pretty much every football fan reads it as that first.

I believe this is the season to fully hammer home my “Alex Smith is actually very good”-takes

It literally wouldn’t make the game more offensive driven. It would turn soccer into team handball. If there’s no offsides rule there the defense would just park the bus the entire time because not doing so would be too dangerous. Soccer would be even lower scoring than it is right now.

The Chiefs already have a great QB and probably another one who will be pretty darn great as well if that’s what you mean.

I don’t even care that we’ll get smashed by them in the playoffs, we won in their stupid faces on “towel day” and made Barstool shithead cry on Twitter.

What the hell is Marchman talking about? There’s no red zone but simulcasts have been around for fucking ever.

I mean, Indoor Football as a whole is not dead, most teams have just left for regional leagues who generally do fine.

Oh, great. An Austrian winning at tennis. Maybe this’ll bring life to all the rotting tennis courts no one uses that were built with taxpayer money when Thomas Muster was good.

Nah, tennis fucks will just ask for new ones.

Counterpoint: Sporting KC is actually fine.

It’s insanely preppy in Europe.

Well, no one’s heart is really in it this year so it’s fitting.

San Antonio.

So, nothing.

Let me introduce you to a country called India.

Not in Israel, though.

Not knocking you for being passionate about your hobby but man, you really chose the perfect avatar to go with it.

For a while German broadcasters used German words for all the technical stuff. Everybody hated it.

Really, no one is giving Drew credit for Kale-stem?