For Iowa it’s probably something about relatively local teams. Why Oregon is doing it in 2020, no idea.

Good to have you back, hope all is well.

God, please let the number one be something like UNLV

“My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don’t want ‘em to, you know. I’m like, ‘Hey, hold on fellas. Let me hold one of you. And feed you a leaf.’” -Mitch Hedberg.

Ah shit, understandable. :|

Or maybe he’s just on vacation or something

Absolutely. I pretty much saw he wasn’t posting these anymore and decided someone has to.

“I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. Hell yeah, reminds me of summer, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on. Better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like it.“- Mitch Hedberg

That’s a thing Guardiola gets too little credit for... his flexibility. He adjusts his system to the specific talents of the teams he’s fielding. And if someone’s talent is to run around like a mental case, as De Bruyne’s is, fuck it, he’ll revise the plan and give the other players the order to adjust their positions…

“I tried to walk into Target but I missed”

That record is so good.

Fuck y’all, this dude’s alright with me. Go Hawkeyes.

The Green Rush- This is where everyone from states that don’t allow weed move here to either (a) start a business (b) just smoke (c) treat their sick kids with medicine they can obtain in CO. This has fucked up our housing market where unless you make bank, you can’t afford shit. The shit houses are available are…

+1 2-14* season

I will never be grateful for a fucking Broncos Super Bowl win.

Fuck Von Miller.

Probably “Why do I watch sports when all they do is bring me misery” or something.

As a Chiefs fan I loathed the Colts for the three playoff losses we had against them.
Now I kind of feel sorry for them.

Then I remember I’m a Chiefs fan and feel way sorrier for myself.

Wow, that got far bleaker than I expected.

Same. Fuck Trafford Town.

+1 Unsane cover photo