Real talk: they were the Los Angeles Chargers FOR ONE YEAR

Also: Indianapolis and Kansas City are almost the same distance from St. Louis. Both are closer than Chicago. Who knew....

That move still makes no sense at all to me. From the State of Hockey to TEXAS. Fuck the NHL.

Easy: no professional teams in the state. GO HAWKEYES

Sadly, the People of Kitzbühel approve of this to this day.

Expansion is technically not true. It was the inaugural season of the AFL.

OKC?

Montréal deserves all of the shit for having the fucking Habs.

Vapid Faggots sounds like a good bandname, actually.

Jesus Christ, that poor kid’s injury is fucking me up real bad right now. Fuck.

Oh god, if they take ANOTHER team away from Houston it’d be brutal.

While I applaud Tommy Craggs’ stance that advertising shouldn’t interfer with the editorial side of things - this story was not worth defending. It was a smear piece on a competitor, shared across all Gawker platforms front and center regardless of whether they could have been of any interest to readers of that Gawker…

Came for the story, stayed for the hilarious writing, left because I got really really hungry for some reason.

Did you watch any of our last three games? Cause it doesn’t sound like you’ve watched any of our last three games.

I love Jim Tomsula.

Left shark is cute, that’s all.

And this, kids, was the only thing that happened in alpine skiing that anyone outside of Austria gave even a remote shit about.

Yes.

The German NFL broadcasts suck suck suck suck sooo bad. Thankfully there is GamePass, the Internet and the Austrian NFL broadcasts if you really need German language commentary.

“Can’t right now. What’s up?”
Problem solved.

One Nation, One Loss.