I know a lot of people who peed their beds in college. I think the mattress company is missing out on some good promotional ideas here.

The real winner here is the sport of volleyball.

I have a Dutch friend. He always tells me “If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much”. Fuck him.

More like a loose end.

I dunno, you mentioned in the comments that you wouldn’t stand for any “I’d bang the mom” comments. That seems pretty nice.

*becomes a fan of olympic women’s water polo

Which one was edited for brevity?

This is a great piece. But if you think trump can read anything more than a hundred words at a time, or anything on the Internet at all, you are sadly mistaken.

That’s giving people a lot of credit

Skip should take some pointers from The noble house. That's a hot take!

Dude, the beer’s not cheap!

Next time my wife goes for a “Brazilian wax” I will not be putting my head down there.

Why can’t it be both?

Anyone else get Death Eater? No? Okay I’ll go back to playing with matches and gasoline now.

Skip Bayless? What are you doing here?

You're thinking of the sports reporters

Earthquake World Series

As a long time suffering NY Knicks fan I am really happy about melo. Last year he played unselfishly and hasn't left when he had chances. People hate on him but it's all unfounded jealousy and this makes me like him even more. Before you people jump on him, how many of you people watched 70 plus Knicks games last year…

Take it easy, Kolten Wong.

now I know what they both look like with a dick in their mouth. Happy 4th!