It's almost like he took some substance that made him better than he should be.

So why didn’t he just pray to throw a football better?

Good try.

lol. since when?

RIP

TBH I profiled you for a sriracha mayo guy.

I read one article on Kevin love that essentially bashed him for a few thousand words and then in the last paragraph decided that being traded to the Knicks for Melo would be fair. And then it ended.

That was a dark night in my my life. Starks, whom I love, destroying our chances and the stupid car chase interrupting the Knicks in the Finals.

+1 Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf

Not serving ATL is actually a perk and I’ll pay for that any day

Another man, holding a half-drunk beer, came in from the opposite direction.

That announcer sounds a lot like Hawk Harrelson, who is seemingly being pushed away by the White Sox this year. Also, that guy sure shockeyed that dong.

I know how the rest of the NL feels right now. The best team in my fantasy baseball league has been stashing this kid for a year and now he just makes that team more unbeatable. I’ll still watch though since I’m playing against him this week.

I wish I were followed by Jezebel only because it would give me somewhere, other than with my wife, that I feel safe talking about the Bachelor and Bachelorette. Plus you ladies, and men, are a distinctly different group than over at Gawker, where my comments are always black. I haven’t even watched the first episode…

Troll harder

FIFA makes the NFL look good, and that’s really hard to accomplish.

There are already reports of teams desperate enough to trade for him.

How exactly is he not the enemy? He's a racist, bigoted rich fuck who has a platform to spread his lies and hatred. If he's not the enemy I don't know who is.

Dude, Jiffy Lube could take care of that today and your insurance might cover it!!