It’s top five for me along with, “Way to plant, Anne!” I don't know why but that line kills me.

You have a deal!

I would never hit a woman, but can I pay another woman to hit this one? Or is that morally grey?

+1 rumblin, bumblin, stumblin fat fuck

So how does he explain taking all the shots from as far away as possible? FIFA ‘15?

Jeb! and Hillary should have their own fake debates once Sanders wins the nomination. The two of them trying to be cooler than each other would be painful to watch, but I wouldn’t be able to turn away.

If I’m gonna watch a show on some hill billies there’s only one option.

I don’t know his fucking guy personally and I think if you are a multi millionaire, do blow all weekend and bang a bunch of hookers nobody should feel sorry for you when you get brain damage. Fuck him and the kardashians.

Mussina not elected is bullshit.

YALL KNOW I AINT WATCHIN UNTIL WHEEL COMZ ON

I used to live in socal and went to an in and out once. It was the fucking worst.

My wife (girlfriend at the time) was once dealing with some massive bleeding and doctors couldn’t figure out why even after some pretty invasive stuff. She was down to half of the amount of blood she should have had in her body at one point during this. We eventually were prescribed bc pills and a massive dosage…

Living in Oregon, few things are funnier than duck fan outrage. I bet half the Oregon fans up here didn't even go to u of o anyway.

Somewhere Mark Jackson is burning Ben Simmons’ highlight tapes in the hope that he doesn’t ruin basketball.

It can be gamey but when done correctly, it’s a great change of pace.

I have a good screencap for you guys

Looks Guilty to me

On an unrelated note, I got five bucks for whoever kills chris berman.

“frightened but cooperative”