Who's OBJ?

The clown from the simpsons beat up the cartoon from the simpsons

which he uses to shake at the twitter to get off his lawn

That was one of my favorite matchups in the old madden for super nintendo or n64 or nesn. Can’t remember which. I was young and stupid.

Lebron gives her a fore out of ten.

Just playing through.

are you hiring?

I don't think they caught the problem in time. Or did they?

I lived in Kathmandu for a year. That place is EFFING insane. In fact, I watched a marathon there, that was run in and around traffic with participants generally wearing the health masks due to pollution. Every night I would go home and my snot was pure black. Also, on the side of the road in the city you would…

I’m super hungover today and this is the only comment on the entire internet that I like.

Totally blew it.

Patrick is my new favorite Deadspin writer because he spells “Damnit” correctly.

That’s the first time a cop hasn’t shot at something brown coming towards him in a year.

I don’t always pour beer on people but when I do, it’s Bud Light

I would like to see the rule expanded to the last 5 minutes of the game, rather than just the last two, if only to keep some semblance of a basketball game during the fourth quarter. The Knicks fouling Whiteside the other night was horrible to watch, though I do understand it.

The best thing about the Clippers is those uniforms. And Austin Rivers.

The big Kardashian dating French Montana was the most offensive rebound ever though

Even the Redskins think that’s outdated.

“Looks like a hall of famer to me.”