Is this the spot to talk about how stupid it is that grown men are forced to wear three piece suits to talk about god damned football? It’s a sport, not national policy making. The self-seriousness is where I get the biggest kick out of the nfl

Por-Zilla! Long suffering Knicks fan here. Most enjoyable 14 game stretch out of them in years. Even with Linsanity, we knew it couldn’t last, but this feels better, and I have to give some props to Fisher and Phil because even when the second team is in there it looks like they actually run an offense and people are…

I wish I knew someone who works in elder law.. oh wait a minute..

you’re an idiot

Counterpoint

Long suffering Knicks fan here. Every year I waste money on the nba package and every year I feel bad about it after 10 games. Please don't let him get hurt.

In eighth grade I slow danced with a girl to “I Wanna Sex You Up” by Color Me Badd. It was quite scandalous at the time and now Cam Newton knows how I felt.

“Not impossible impossible, but it would feel something like chugging wine.”

So I guess she can stop with that shit about being able to fight men? Because if some other chick (granted, one who is on just as many steroids as Rousy) can beat her, then it stands to reason that almost any male in her weight class would beat her handily

You must be a writer for King of Queens or something like that.

I think another aspect is that if there were to be a strike by the players many of them are in a better position financially than players in the NBA or NFL. They would actually be able to manage and a greater percentage of them are not living paycheck to paycheck than in the other leagues. Owners would also be scared…

Yeah because all Knicks fans are entitled looking tweens who booed Porzingis. Fuck you, man. Some of us suffered through Chris Childs, Charles Smith, Derek Harper, and worst of all, the ever-lurking Isiah Thomas. We deserve something this fun. Maybe Dolan doesn’t but we do, so go fuck off with your stupid trade idea.…

Aside from Griffey and Hoffman this list is hilarious.

So, have you worn one?

Well that should be the end of Hardy’s career. Just kidding, the man can sure tackle other men wearing tights.

Dude you are killing me with the Knicks references. It's all true, but can't you let me enjoy the unexpected 2-2 start without bringing up the past and current issues? Also, Ewing had the least help of any player maybe in league history. Derek Harper, Charles fucking Smith, and Pat Riley can all go to hell.

It’s damnit, damnit

I watched this game and the only thing I wish Porzingis would do is be a little more aggressive around the three point line. there are times when you can tell he wants to shoot it, but instead he defers to ‘Melo. Still more fun to watch than last year already.

It looks like Portland to me.