Is this just a meta ad for draftkings?

I predict that no charges will be filed, but Draftkings and Fanduel will soon be sponsors of the New York State something or other.

I thought those were photoshopped. I would say “you learn something new every day,” but I learned NOTHING!

Why are you no longer on twitter?

Meal Gear sounds fun.

Are you sure that’s not Blake Griffin?

So can The Sharks just cut him or are they on the hook?

He apparently attended Illinois, so...

First person I’m rating is Julia Cordray. I hear she’s awful. Anyone have her number?

FUCK joe buck. Seriously, are you insane? Fuck you, in fact.

Is ass eating more white or black? Serious question

I can see that too. You’re right though, both are silly

I know what the NFLPA bargained for and received, and that does not include guaranteed contracts. I admit this is silly, but this is what they got when they had the chance to bargain a new agreement. I don’t care about what the Seahawks, or any other NFL team for that matter, can and can’t afford to lose. My point is…

Sooooo, he forgives the Seahawks for paying him a signing bonus and a few million per year to play a sport? Professional athletes are the worst.

All of these sports leagues are so drunk on money that they can’t control themselves. It’s similar to an alcoholic knowing that he shouldn’t be drinking, and knowing how bad drinking makes him behave, but then deciding to have just one more drink because it feels so good and he’ll be able to handle it this time.

Geez. I hope he’s not living hand to mouth

I remember listening to this song on the radio as a teenager and my mom telling me how much she liked it. Thanks, mom!

If this is what Gizmodo is like, I'm missing out.

Abort the republican party.