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When the punch landed it went, “poof”

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I'm actually better at playing Civilization when I'm high.

I wonder if he threw Eli under the short bus.

If I see chris Berman and hit him in the throat and end his career can I get enough kickstarter money for bail and a lawyer? Asking for a friend.

Man, this dude is awful now. He peaked with Ashley Schafer and has been one of the most punchable celebs for a while now. Just behind Chris Berman.

My brother came over to watch the game. We’re both Giants fans, and when the cowboys scored he just got up and shrugged and left. It was obvious how it would end from the start.

That may have been uncalled for.

So because he has a nice nickname and smile he gets away with being an obvious steroid user and can admire his homeruns for three minutes before he even gets out of the box? I have never understood why this fat fuck doesn't get beaned more often. Fuck him and his ugly wife and all the chowds that would blow him at the…

This article was too long, unlike his dick - which I assume is too short.

actually

“You know what this is? It’s moral midgetry. Turn the fuckin’ world upside down, treat these braindead corner yo’s like princelings.”

Is there a good boxing game that I can get to play as GGG so I can knock out Mayweather over and over again? Fuck Mayweather so hard. My grandfather had signed pictures of Tunney and Dempsey and he watched Mayweather fight one time and said, “never again.”

He’s actually been around for some time.

TL;DR. Knicks fan. FUCK.

Gift basket or it didn't happen

I grew up a Giants fan. I now hate the NFL. I root for this shit to happen all year. Much more entertaining than the games themselves

Just shut up, Dodgers. You have now been no-hit by the Astros and Cubs in the same month. Maybe Utley/Rollins wasn’t a great decision, and maybe you shouldn’t swing for a home run every fucking pitch, Justin Turner. I don’t even like the Dodgers, but I was playing a team in fantasy that had Mike Fiers on it and it…

My fiance and I are getting married at a courthouse since she’s Canadian and in order to keep her in the country and not file a fiance visa, we kind of have to do it quickly. Although there is a lot more paperwork that goes along with the green card application, we have an exact idea of how much it’s all going to…