I bet he sees himself as a Dennis Miller type. He thinks he’s funnier and smarter than everyone when really he just trots out comparisons using google search from the 90’s. If he joins the Bill O’Rielly and Dennis Miller “comedy” tour I wouldn’t be surprised. I’d pay a lot of money to punch these people.

Better than the nicks

Have you ever watched a game of cricket? It goes on for seemingly three months at a time and features little action whatsoever. But go ahead and keep spouting nonsense

I feel like the city of Cleveland should hire you to run their social media

True Story - While waiting for the bus in 1st grade I pretended to be Ram Man, ran head first into a stone wall while all the parents watched in horror. Missed a few days of school and had all my He-Men toys taken away. This better get out of the grey.

TL;DR. Can we go one fucking day without the NFL?

8. Getting hit by a car

Lifelong Knicks fan here. We all know this is simply a transitory position until Phil Jackson quits/dies. I’d like to say I’d quit following the Knicks at that point, but really, if I could still love Starks after his 3-17 vs Houston, I clearly hate myself more than Isiah Thomas hates women. And that’s a lot.

Mario Elie’s head is so big its annoying. I’m glad I don’t have to see it anymore.

Guys, I’m running for President! My platform includes something or other, as well as look at me, a little bit of being a total fucking idiot, and mostly a lot of nonsense. RMT 2016!

I wish that dragon queen would just go away already. Worst character on the show.

This is the second funniest thing a Red Sox minor league catcher has ever done.

Collusion by the owners to get people to tune in to Round 2.

Nobody wants to say it outright, but the Apple Watch sucks.

tough guy in tha house

Orygun. You fucking retard.

I did my GTA character and it said 36 fucking years old, shit.

Anyone want to buy my copy of Destiny? It just became useless.

The New York Giants don’t select a fat white lineman. Any year will do.