This seems like A TON of work. Is this what it's like when women go shopping?

Carmello has got to have a clause in his contract about this many white boys on his team.

Knicks fan here. Can we trade Oakley and get Mason back?

Holy shit, is this article over yet?

I lived in Kathmandu for about a year. Drank a ton of this stuff, because the other option was Everest. Which is waaaaay worse.

I like the cut of your jib. Ann is smart and hot! They are not mutually exclusive.

Agreed on the book. Assumed you were just "over" everything like most hipsters. Maybe I've been in Portland for too long.

"I'm not Beyonce. Yet."

I'm over the name Toranaga. Sooo 18 minutes ago. Go away hipsters.

+ Lots

Someone better than me needs to put the George Michael clip in here.

Stop it - You're making me want to have a kid.

Obvious troll is...Oh fuck this person

What is this "Buying a House" thing anyway?

FIT Treadmill Score = %MPHR + 12 (METS) - 4 (age) + 43 (if female) -50 (if you fall off while checking out the man/woman running in front of you) +100 (if you end up marrying that person)

Young Mike Tyson was a lot more technical than people think. Maybe not Mayweather technical, but a lot of what he did was based on a solid foundation of footwork and combination punching. Later in life, he essentially tried to end every fight with KO's rather than letting those KO's come because of what he was doing. …

I read number one. And then quit. This list is bullshit.

I walked out of the Robin Hood with Russell Crowe. What a pile of crap. On another note, in 8th grade I went to the Kevin Costner version and was attempting to touch my first boob when the witch burst into the room. I squeezed her boob sooo hard. Sorry again!

What just happened? I'm too white to understand