I have lived in Portland for years. I value this city and what it tries to do for its population, homeless, or not. Where is the line between being livable and allowing the street kids to populate the city during the summer? Because they are in front of businesses, peeing on the corners, doing drugs across from the…

Am I the only one hoping that Manny comes in on a ton of steroids and cripples/brain damages Mayweather? I'd pay more to see that.

5 simple words. Eat real food, be active.

Team Nascar Sucks

I thought a lot of the syphilis cases were coming form old people on viagra in nursing homes. No research cited, just a vague remembrance of some articles from sometime.

Admit that this is a 50 Shades tie-in. NOW.

I was in 6th or 7th grade. It was Rainy. After baseball practice that day, my parents were taking longer than normal to pick me up. There was this rake on the ground, the kind with the short rake things used for dirt raking I guess. I remembered cartoons where people stepped on those and the handle would come up and…

TL;DR. Fuck Broccoli.

This is staged. #fighttruther

My bar has a 1.5 of Sapphire, some dry vermouth, a half-eaten bottle of olives, and a coffee mug. It's understated but gets the job done.

I knew it was only a matter of time before Lizard Squad hacked something meaningful.

"Look at all the pee on this floor! What is this, Germany?"

These movies all suck so bad. J-Law seems cool though.

Edit: Knicks Scouts are drooling.

Maybe she should grow some weed to shrink that dome of hers.

As a longtime baseball fan and someone who participates in a daily lineup fantasy league, I think the issue wouldn't be as big of a deal if there were only games on the weekends. It's just when there are 162 games, 3 hours or more per game is a bit much.

"You thinkin' what I'm thinkin?"

My roommate keeps trying to get me to watch this show, but I own the TV and Netflix account. I tried it once, secretly, and have never gone back. To be fair, he is a frat boy who thinks he's tough because he works out, but is scared of my GF's cat.

If you would like a man's opinion, I liked it when he killed people in Gladiator.