"I get you're jealousy with the cardinals." -Emmit Smith

Just opened this site up on my work computer. Poached.

How far can you punt Raysism?

Can you hire me as a travel writer?

I once lived in Indio. They must be taking into account the amount of welfare that women collect for their children.

derpatron5000 is a terrorist

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

So your argument is that you are an M's fan who doesn't care for the front office, but the stories are not to be believed, because - Hey! Look at what a (shitty) columnist in LA said. Okay. It sounds more to me like you work for the Mariners PR department. And I assume The Captains Tubing is a fishing boat rotting out…

To quote George Carlin, "Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things.
You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk.
Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about…

I'm amazed he has run for 700 yards. In his life.

How far can you punt a Joseph Patterson?

Let's kickstart it

I'll fight him. Fuck it.

The team with the most beards usually wins.

Jesus, that's just another form of torture for those poor people. All the weed in the world and no munchies to be had.

Swearengen, that is. Sorry I get too excited when talking about Deadwood. Either way, I wanna be like him when I grow up.

Swearnegen would walk the entire thing or have Dan carry him. Bullock would run purely out of hate for the hills

Rich corporation gets richer by promoting rich athletes getting hurt. Jacked up! Fuck espn

I guess steroids can't help you hit the ball.

Gin will start the night hitting on you and end up with your mother.