This is staged. #fighttruther

My bar has a 1.5 of Sapphire, some dry vermouth, a half-eaten bottle of olives, and a coffee mug. It's understated but gets the job done.

I knew it was only a matter of time before Lizard Squad hacked something meaningful.

"Look at all the pee on this floor! What is this, Germany?"

These movies all suck so bad. J-Law seems cool though.

Edit: Knicks Scouts are drooling.

Maybe she should grow some weed to shrink that dome of hers.

As a longtime baseball fan and someone who participates in a daily lineup fantasy league, I think the issue wouldn't be as big of a deal if there were only games on the weekends. It's just when there are 162 games, 3 hours or more per game is a bit much.

My roommate keeps trying to get me to watch this show, but I own the TV and Netflix account. I tried it once, secretly, and have never gone back. To be fair, he is a frat boy who thinks he's tough because he works out, but is scared of my GF's cat.

If you would like a man's opinion, I liked it when he killed people in Gladiator.

Seriously, he cries when he gets a helmet signed by a bunch of 20-somethings in tights? Weird. Please get a real life.

Disappointed. I thought the headline was,

Thank you for doing your job so poorly that you caught Ebola. Here's a hug. Also, you know if this were a fat nurse with a mustache from West Virginia there would be no photo-op, let a lone a hug.

"I get you're jealousy with the cardinals." -Emmit Smith

Just opened this site up on my work computer. Poached.

How far can you punt Raysism?

Can you hire me as a travel writer?

I once lived in Indio. They must be taking into account the amount of welfare that women collect for their children.

derpatron5000 is a terrorist

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"