So your argument is that you are an M's fan who doesn't care for the front office, but the stories are not to be believed, because - Hey! Look at what a (shitty) columnist in LA said. Okay. It sounds more to me like you work for the Mariners PR department. And I assume The Captains Tubing is a fishing boat rotting out…

To quote George Carlin, "Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things.
You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk.
Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about…

I'm amazed he has run for 700 yards. In his life.

How far can you punt a Joseph Patterson?

Let's kickstart it

I'll fight him. Fuck it.

The team with the most beards usually wins.

Jesus, that's just another form of torture for those poor people. All the weed in the world and no munchies to be had.

Swearengen, that is. Sorry I get too excited when talking about Deadwood. Either way, I wanna be like him when I grow up.

Swearnegen would walk the entire thing or have Dan carry him. Bullock would run purely out of hate for the hills

Rich corporation gets richer by promoting rich athletes getting hurt. Jacked up! Fuck espn

I guess steroids can't help you hit the ball.

Gin will start the night hitting on you and end up with your mother.

I never knew Schiano's agent was named mfoleyny. Interesting.

I relocated my Madden team to Mexico City and they're thriving. I could also offer some important trade advice if needed. The NFL needs my Maddening skills.

I'll give anyone a second chance. Just tell me you don't live and die with football.

You're an idiot.

I thought we were all done with the bad Asian accents.

I would like football so much more without the fans and the mindlessness involved. So this study makes me happy. Die fat pigs, die.

I see hitters unable to drop down a bunt to beat a shift every day in baseball. It seems to me, the basics are absent in mlb.